Smoke Two Joints
Originally Released On 40 Oz. To Freedom / Skunk Records / 1992
Can Also Be Found On Mallrats / ???  / 1995 (Alt. intro)
Band Brad : Vocals, Guitar
Bud : Drums
Eric : Bass
Notes The opening sample is from the 1970 movie Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.  Interestingly enough, one of the characters in that film holds the nickname "Z-Man" which most Skunk Records fans know to be a friend of Sublime and the frontman for Corn Doggy Dog and the 1/2 Pound.

Also of note is the fact that Bradley credits "Jack from the Toys" with the bong rips at the opening of Smoke Two Joints, when Bud and Eric revealed on MTV's Love Line that it was actually Brad.

 

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two -- well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there.  And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes.

Reefers.

(Bong rips)
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes 'till the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes 'till the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill -
"Easy-E were ya ever caught slippin'?"
"Hell no!"

Daddy he once told me "Son you be hard workin' man"
And Momma she once told me "Son you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

(guitar solo)

Whoa rock me tonight
Whoa-oh Jah sake
Whoa-ohh

 

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