Jack Dietz

Wow, what an opportunity for egoism! Makes me want to run around the corner and hide!

Just The Facts, Ma'am:

• I live at The Khan in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
• I work at BBN Technologies, now subsumed into GTE Internetworking.
• I went to school with some people.
• I have a bunch of friends.
• I just bought a Mac.
• I'm sure I'll have a bunch of links soon.
• And some pictures.

• Age: 26
• Height: 5'8"
• Height, Really: 5'5 1/2" or so, while slouching
• Float or Sink in Water: Sink
• Eye Color: Blue, with some streaks of white
• Hair Color: Dark blond
• Shoe Size: 10 1/2 EEEEE
• Shirt Size: 16 1/2 x 32
• Ring Size: 12
• Astrological Sign: Pisces
• Preferred Auto Transmission: Stick
• Street I Grew Up On: Oliver
• Name of Childhood Pet: Bagel the Beagle
• Favorite Comfort Food: Tuna Noodle Hotdish
• Waxed/Unwaxed Dental Floss Preference: Waxed
• Favorite ELO Song: "Twilight"
• Worst Movie Seen In Years: "Johnny Mnemonic"
• Ice Cream Cone Preference: Sugar
• Frosted/Plain Pop-Tart Preference: Neither, hate pop-tarts
• Toilet Paper Over/Under Preference: Over
• Squeeze Toothpaste From End/Middle Of Tube: Middle
• Eat Leftovers, Or Let Sit In Fridge: Let Sit
• Fasten/Zip Order: Fasten, Then Zip
• Boxers/Briefs: Depends...
• Samantha/Jeannie Preference: Samantha
• Phrase Which Rhymes With Orange: Door Hinge
• Space Modulator: Illudium Q-36
• Source of Idea for Pointless List of Facts: Ken Keys