Jack Dietz
Wow, what an opportunity for egoism! Makes me want to run
around the corner and hide!
Just The Facts, Ma'am:
RAQ: Rarely Asked Questions:
- Age: 26
- Height: 5'8"
- Height, Really: 5'5 1/2" or so, while slouching
- Float or Sink in Water: Sink
- Eye Color: Blue, with some streaks of white
- Hair Color: Dark blond
- Shoe Size: 10 1/2 EEEEE
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2 x 32
- Ring Size: 12
- Astrological Sign: Pisces
- Preferred Auto Transmission: Stick
- Street I Grew Up On: Oliver
- Name of Childhood Pet: Bagel the Beagle
- Favorite Comfort Food: Tuna Noodle Hotdish
- Waxed/Unwaxed Dental Floss Preference: Waxed
- Favorite ELO Song: "Twilight"
- Worst Movie Seen In Years: "Johnny Mnemonic"
- Ice Cream Cone Preference: Sugar
- Frosted/Plain Pop-Tart Preference: Neither, hate pop-tarts
- Toilet Paper Over/Under Preference: Over
- Squeeze Toothpaste From End/Middle Of Tube: Middle
- Eat Leftovers, Or Let Sit In Fridge: Let Sit
- Fasten/Zip Order: Fasten, Then Zip
- Boxers/Briefs: Depends...
- Samantha/Jeannie Preference: Samantha
- Phrase Which Rhymes With Orange: Door Hinge
- Space Modulator: Illudium Q-36
- Source of Idea for Pointless List of Facts:
Ken Keys